🎙️ Audio Narration by The Plot Dude
Relaxed, resonant, and reader-focused audiobook narration for authors who want their stories to abide.
Looking fo your favorite laid-back, story-lovin’ dude? You’ve found him.
Whether your book is fiction or nonfiction, heartfelt or hilarious, The Plot Dude brings clarity, character, and calm vibes to your audio project.
🎧 What You Get:
✅ Clean, professional narration with a conversational, grounded tone
✅ Studio-quality recording and mastering
✅ Timely delivery and open communication
✅ Optional character voice variation (light & naturalistic)
💵 Rates & Estimates
$220 per finished hour (PFH)
(1 finished hour ≈ 9,000 words)
📏 Sample Estimate:
60,000-word manuscript ≈ ~6.7 finished hours
6.7 hours x $220 = $1,474
Not sure how many words you’ve got? No worries, man. Send over your manuscript or total word count and we’ll figure it out together.
📁 What’s Included:
- Studio-quality audio files in MP3 or WAV
- Light editing (ums, breaths, flubs removed)
- One round of minor pickups included
- Rights for distribution across major platforms (ACX, Findaway, etc.)
Optional add-ons available:
- Chapter-intro music stings
- Companion podcast intros/outros
🧘 The Plot Dude Vibe
This ain’t a robot read. It’s human storytelling—easy on the ears, rich with meaning, and delivered with that signature Dude calm.
Genres that vibe well:
- Contemporary Fiction
- Western/Dystopian
- Mystery, Thriller, and Noir
- Chill Sci-Fi / Low Fantasy
- Self-Help with Soul
📬 Get a Quote or Sample Read
Ready to bring your book to life with audio that actually sounds like someone telling a story?
Get in touch with the dude about your audio project using this form, or book a time on the Dude's calendar. I can't wait to hear about your project!
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